"Hipster Girl" by MC Lars

Song of the Day: Hipster Girl | MC Lars

[Hipster girl:]
So check this. I just read the Pitchfork review of the new Pavement reissue. 
Stephen Malkumus is a genius, but let’s face it - he’s no Conor Oberst. I’m just saying. 
It’s not 1994 anymore, duh. Did I show you my new mini skirt/leggings combo? 
You know what they say: ugly IS the new hot.

I met her in the thrift shop bumping indie hip-hop
Calculator wrist watch, Shins t-shirt and flip-flops
Queen of the hipster scene, straight out of Vice Magazine
Social outcast at 16 but now she lives her BoHo Dream
She came from Omaha to Williamsburg
She loved Karen O and she had heard
That Brooklyn was the hipster mecca
Packed her bags with her friend Rebecca
Said she had a thing for broke dudes in bands
Who lived by Union or by Grand
So we went down to the Bedford Bar
And bought a six dollar PBR